幽默小故事

张恒

（一）

Jennifer was taking an afternoon sleep on New Years Eve1. When she wokeup， she said to her dad， “Dad， I dreamt that you have bought me a new car as aNew Year gift. What does it all mean？”Dad smiled and answered，“Wait， you willcome to know tonight.”

At midnight2， when the New Year was chiming3， Dad gave her a small box.Jennifer opened it quickly and she found a book named！

新年前一天，詹妮弗正在睡午觉。她醒来后对爸爸说：“爸爸，我刚梦见你给我买了一辆新车作为新年礼物。这意味着什么呢？”爸爸笑着回答：“等等吧，今晚你就知道了。”

午夜，新年的钟声敲响之时，爸爸给了她一个小盒子。詹妮弗很快打开了它，发现里面是一本名叫《梦与梦的意义》的书！

（二）

Tom： What did a math book complain4 to another math book？

Linda： Oh， I have tired of lot of problems！

汤姆：一本数学书向另一本数学书抱怨了什么？

琳达：哎呀，我对这么多问题已经厌烦了！

（三）

Mom： What is the best thing which you can put into a birthday cake？

Gina： My teeth！

妈妈：你能放进生日蛋糕里的最棒的东西是什么？

吉娜：我的牙齿！

（四）

Jim hits a cars end. A man gets out of the car and asks，“Have you ever eventaken a driving test？”Jim shouted，“Yes， I have， and many times！ ”

吉姆和一辆车追尾了。一名男子从那辆车里下来，问道：“你考过驾照吗？”吉姆喊道：“是的，我考过，而且考了很多次！”

（五）

Henry： There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that？

Mary： Dead5 fish.

亨利：有一种鱼永远不会游泳。那是什么鱼？

玛丽：死鱼。

（六）

A man is stopped by the police at 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at thistime of night. The man says， “I am on my way to a lesson about alcohol abuse6，smoking and staying out late.”The policeman then asks，“Really？ Who is giving thatlesson at this time of night？”The man says，“That would be my wife7.”

凌晨2 点，一名男子被警察攔住，问他晚上这个时候要去哪里。该男子说：“我正要去上一堂关于酗酒、吸烟和熬夜的课。”警察接着问：“真的吗？谁在晚上这个时候上课？”该男子说：“是我妻子。”

Notes

1. eve . 前夕；前一天

2. midnight. 午夜；半夜

3. chime .铃或钟；鸣响；敲响

4. complain. 诉说；病痛；抱怨

5. dead . 死的；无生命的

6. alcohol abuse.酒精；滥用；酗酒