Laughing Out Loud会心一笑

1. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other,“Err...so how do you drive this thing?”

2. I’ve been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

3. Two antennas[天线]met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was brilliant!

4. Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net.

5. Why don’t fish pass their exams? Because they work below C-Level.

6. Why are fish such intelligent creatures?Because they swim in schools!

7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

8. Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.

9. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

10. A cross-eyed[斜视的]teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.

笑点解释

1. tank 既有“水箱”的意思，也有“坦克”的意思。

2. drill 既指牙医用的钻，也有“常规操作”的意思。

3. reception 既有“收视效果”的意思，也有“招待会”的意思。

4. net 既指篮球场上的球网，又指打渔用的网。

5. C-Level 与sea level 同音。

6. school 既指学校，又指鱼群。

7. got twelve months 既指日历上的12 个月，也指被判刑12 个月。

8. hum 既指蜜蜂的嗡嗡声，也指哼曲子。

9. Seine 是巴黎的塞纳河，in Seine 与insane （精神失常）同音。

10. pupil 既有“学生”的意思，也有“瞳孔”之义。