“能骗一个是一个”等五则

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I loved reading when I was young, but I didn't have many books to read. So I borrowed a lot from my classmates. Sometimes I exchanged books with the one who was not close to me. Once a classmate wanted to read my Kung Fu novel and I told him that he needed to bring me one book too. He promised. The next day, I came to school with the Wandering Swordsman while he came with his dad's Fruit Cultivation and Grafting Skills．

小时候爱看书，那时候书少，多半找同学借，关系差点的，得拿一本书换着看。有一次一个同学想看我的武侠小说，我让他拿一本书来换，他答应了。第二天，我带着《笑傲江湖》，他带着他老爸的《果树的栽培与嫁接技术》。

I went winter swimming with my friends but when we got to the river, nobody dared to jump into it. So we played finger guessing game to decide who got in first.A buddy lost and jumped into the river then he said surprisingly:“How come it's not cold? It's very comfortable…"A dummy heard it and jumped without thinking.The fi rst dude ran up to the bank while shaking and said to us: "Got one." We turned a round while the dummy was calling to us with purple lips, "Come on, guys. It's very comfortable in the water..."

哥几个相约冬泳，到了河边谁都不敢下，于是划拳决定输赢。一哥们输了，便跳了下去，然后他在水里很惊奇地说“怎么不凉呀？还挺舒服……”一二货想都没想也跳下去了，这时候第一个下去的赶快哆嗦着跑上了岸，说：“能骗一个是一个。”我们转身就走，后来下去的那二货嘴唇都冻紫了，还在水里劝我们：“快来呀，水里好暖和……”

I was at home when my 3-year-old son was playing with his toys in the living room．I heard him shouting at his toys:"Bitches, I’m coming!" I was surprised at his roguish language so I beat him heavily and warned him! Later when I saw him watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, the damned wolf said:"Lambs, I’m coming!” I...

有天在家，3岁的儿子在客厅玩玩具，对着玩具不断地嚷道：“小娘们，我又来了！”哎呀！我这暴脾气，一下就怒了！小兔崽子哪里学来的流里流气的话？于是，我狠狠地收拾了他一顿，叫他以后不能说这种话了！后来有一次和他看《喜羊羊与灰太狼》，那挨千刀的灰太狼说了一句：“小羊们，我又来了！”我……

I was a crybaby and once I started crying, nobody could stop me. One day, my aunt came to visit us and I cried again for something. My aunt put a basin in front of me and told me to keep crying until filled it up with my tears.

小时候特别爱哭，哭起来就刹不住车那种，谁劝都不好使。直到有一次三姨来我家，我不知道为啥事嚎啕大哭，三姨拿了个洗脸盆放我面前，让我哭满一盆，哭不满不许停下来。