When People Praise Me每次别人夸我的时候……

It is said that ugly people should read more,no wonder my mom told me that I am not fi t for reading books.

听说人丑就要多读书，难怪我妈从小就说……

我不是读书的料。

A smile-a-lot girl never gets too close to misfortune.

If she is unlucky,she will be unable to laugh.

爱笑的女生运气不会太差……

运气差也笑不出来……

Only lazy boy will complain about getting up,

the motivated people will make a call for asking for leave.

只有懒人才会为早上起床抱怨，真正有行动力的人会……

马上打电话请假。

My roommate asked me to bring his lunch，and he called to tell me "I want them without using spices(sounds like "I do not need it"in Chinese)," so I came back without anything.

室友让我带午饭，中途给我打电话说“不要辣”，于是我就空手回来了……

My desk-mate told me that people with a magnetic voice can become a success broadcaster because those people with magnetic voice can attract many "Old Iron"(Old fellows).

我同桌跟我说声音有磁性的人适合做直播，因为……

可以吸引很多老铁。

How to whiten the skin？

To sunburn your neck.

教大家一个脸显白的方法？

把脖子晒黑。

I always feel uncomfortable when people praise me, because the praise is not enough.

每次别人夸我的时候我都会非常的局促不安……因为夸得还不够

Since I brought a gymnasium card ,my fi tness way is stuck completely.

自从我办了健身卡，我的健身之路……算是彻底卡住了。