幽默小故事

Weve Got Trouble with the Car

A wife said to her husband， “Weve got trouble with the car； it has water in the carburetor1.” The husband said， “Water in the carburstor？ Thats ridiculous2！” The wife said， “I tell you， the car has water in the carburstor.” The husband said， “But you dont even know what a carburstor is. Wheres the car？” And the wife replied， “In the swimming pool！”

我们的车出问题

有位太太对先生说：“我们的车子出问题了！化油器进水了。”先生说：“化油器进水？真是荒谬！”太太说：“我告诉你，车子的化油器进水了！”先生说：“可是你连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊？车子在哪儿？”太太回答：“在游泳池里！”

No Problem

A bald3 man took a seat in a beauty shop. “How can I help you？” asked the stylist. “I went for a hair transplant4，” the man said， “but I couldnt stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort5， Ill pay you $5，000.”

“No problem，” said the stylist， and he quickly shaved his head.

没有问题

一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”那个人说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我会付给你5000美元。”

“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

Five Hundred Times

In a traffic court， a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked the judge to deal with her case in order that she might hurry to have her classes. The judge took a look at her. “You are a school teacher， eh？” said the judge， “Madam， I shall realize my lifelong ambition6. Sit down at that table and write ‘I went through a red light five hundred times.”

五百遍

在交通法庭上，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官看了她一眼，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上就能实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯500遍。”