英语小笑话

A Girls Wish 小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance， the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

和上帝对话

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

He says： “God， what is a million dollars to you？” And God says：“A penny.” Then the man says：“God， what is a million years to you？” And God says：“A second.” Then the man says：“God， can I have a penny？” And God says：“In a second.”

他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士吗？“上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”