伦敦地铁屏幕缘

by Sandra Tahmasby

Unlike some of us still hoping to get our 15 minutes of fame， the Tube has been there and done that.

To be fair， the Tube has had more than its 15 minutes of fame， and can almost be classed as“Hollywood Royalty”. Thats right， this bad boy has been on the big screen more times than you may realise. He is most definitely up there with the likes of Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

You may be flicking through channels on the tellie at home， watching the latest blockbuster at the cinema or singing along to your favourite film clip. It may be as quick as 5 seconds or last as long as 15 minutes but the Tube has definitely got star quality！

Already the Tubes on-screen career is promising， illustrating many of his talents in various roles.

不像那些仍苦盼刹那光辉的人们，伦敦地铁早已尝过盛名的滋味。

老实说，伦敦地铁的名气没有稍纵即逝，而是几乎可以归入“好莱坞皇室”之流。没错，这个“坏男孩”登上大屏幕的次数比你想到的要多，完全可以跻身妮可·基德曼和休·杰克曼这样的大牌之列。

你或许正在家里不停地换着电视频道，在电影院看着最新大片儿或者正随着你最喜爱的电影片段一起欢唱。“他”出现的时长或许快则5秒钟，久则15分钟，但伦敦地铁绝对有明星气质。

伦敦地铁的屏幕事业已然蒸蒸日上，以各种角色展现着其多样的才华。

There have been some racy scenes， including A Very British Sex Scandal on Channel 4， some dance scenes with the Scissor Sisters and Madonnas music video for “Hung Up”！

If youre not quite impressed just yet then the Tube has also been called up for Sony Playstation and Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Bar commercials.

I didnt realise how popular the London Underground was in “2）Tinsel Town” until I did a little research， and to my surprise found that he has a stint in some of my very favourite movies， which makes my Tube crush bigger than ever！

28 Days Later， 28 Weeks Later， Love Actually， Bend It Like Beckham， Sherlock Holmes， The Return of Sherlock Holmes， Sliding Doors， Atonement （he enjoys starring alongside Keira Knightley） and the top of the list is Spice World！

He is no diva but he does demand his dressing room be kept at a sweltering temperature of 30 degrees， no rubbish bins are allowed within 100 metres of him， there must be plenty of discarded newspapers left for him and most importantly he demands thousands and thousands of daily visitors.

Move over Tom Cruise and make way Brad Pitt！ The Tube and I have a red carpet to walk down！

So the next time youre channel surfing on the tellie or visiting your local cinema， keep an eye out for the next upand-coming star… TUBE， MR.TUBE！

这其中有一些是情色镜头，包括4频道的《一件典型的英国性丑闻》，与“剪刀姐妹”的一些舞蹈片段，以及麦当娜的音乐录影带《心神不宁》。

如果你还没什么印象，那么伦敦地铁还参与了索尼游戏机以及家乐氏香脆果仁棒的商业广告呢。

直到我做了一些调查，才发现伦敦地铁在“浮华镇”有多受欢迎，而且出乎我意料的是，发现他竟然在某些我非常喜爱的电影中露了脸，这让我对地铁的喜爱之情前所未有地高涨！

《28天后》、《28周后》、《真爱至上》、《我爱贝克汉姆》、《福尔摩斯》、《福尔摩斯归来记》、《双面情人》、《赎罪》（他喜欢跟凯拉·奈特利搭档），而最重头的就是《辣妹世界》！

他并非大牌，但他的确需要让自己的化妆间保持在闷热的30℃，其100米范围内不能有垃圾桶，一定还要有大量的废弃报纸留给他，最重要的是他需要每天数以万计的乘客。

汤姆·克鲁斯让一让，布拉德·皮特借一借光！伦敦地铁和我要走红毯啦！

所以，下次你在电视上不停转换频道或者去当地的电影院时，记得留意一下这位“下一站天王”——地铁，地铁先生！