幽默放送

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

My Little Dog Can't Read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学迟到？

汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：“学校——慢行。”

Tom's Excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

耶稣的电视机

圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。

他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽、牧羊人、耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。

“可是那个角落里是什么？”妈妈问。

“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。

Jesus's Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

"Oh, that's their television," replied the tot.

脑筋急转弯答案：

1.Thermometer

2.Battery

给我那个打赢的

“服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。”

“对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

“哦，那给我那个打赢的吧。”

Bring Me the Winner

"Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.?

"I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight."

"Well, bring me the winner then."