Mrs.Black
Ben: Mum, give me some water.
Ben: Mum, I want to draw. Can you give me some colored pencils?
Ben: Mum, where is my skateboard(滑板)?
Mum: Ben, if you call mum again, Ill throw you out.
Ben: OK. Mrs. Black, can you buy a yoyo for me?
想一想:Why doesnt Mrs. Black let Ben call her Mum?
Hens legs
Tony: Hi, Jim. I want to ask you a question.
Jim: Please.
Tony: Why are hens legs so short?
Jim: Youre a fool. If hens legs were too long, wouldnt they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?(下蛋时,蛋不就摔碎了吗?)
想一想:Is Jim a clever boy?
I Change My Mind
Teacher: Whats your favorite food, Jack?
Jack: Biscuits.
Teacher: Well, please spell the word“biscuits”.
Jack: Oh, I change my mind. My favoritefood is pies.
想一想:Why does Jack change his mind?
A Big Lie
The teacher comes into the room. Two boys are arguing.
Teacher: What are you arguing?
Ben: We find five dollars. Who can tell a big lie, we will give him five dollars.
Teacher: Arent you shamed? When I was your age, I didnt know what a lie was.
The boys give five dollars to the teacher.
想一想:Why do the boys give the five dollars tothe teacher?
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