Jokes笑话

2022-06-01 18:03
阅读(快乐英语高年级) 2022年4期
关键词:滑板笑话娱乐

Mrs.Black

Ben: Mum, give me some water.

Ben: Mum, I want to draw. Can you give me some colored pencils?

Ben: Mum, where is my skateboard(滑板)?

Mum: Ben, if you call mum again, Ill throw you out.

Ben: OK. Mrs. Black, can you buy a yoyo for me?

想一想:Why doesnt Mrs. Black let Ben call her Mum?

Hens legs

Tony: Hi, Jim. I want to ask you a question.

Jim: Please.

Tony: Why are hens legs so short?

Jim: Youre a fool. If hens legs were too long, wouldnt they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?(下蛋时,蛋不就摔碎了吗?)

想一想:Is Jim a clever boy?

I Change My Mind

Teacher: Whats your favorite food, Jack?

Jack: Biscuits.

Teacher: Well, please spell the word“biscuits”.

Jack: Oh, I change my mind. My favoritefood is pies.

想一想:Why does Jack change his mind?

A Big Lie

The teacher comes into the room. Two boys are arguing.

Teacher: What are you arguing?

Ben: We find five dollars. Who can tell a big lie, we will give him five dollars.

Teacher: Arent you shamed? When I was your age, I didnt know what a lie was.

The boys give five dollars to the teacher.

想一想:Why do the boys give the five dollars tothe teacher?

(The jokes are just for fun.笑話仅供娱乐!)94008C84-A090-416C-B622-4FA76ECA15A3

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