Jokes

尤莉

Always Thirsty

“I had an operation，” said a man to his friend， “and the doctor left a sponge in me.”

“Thats terrible！” said the friend. “Got any pain？”

“No， but I am always thirsty！”

总感到口渴

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

A Gentle Reminder

Having been married a long time， my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary， we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted， “Honey， do you realize that weve been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years？”

Putting down the newspaper， he looked straight at me and said， “So， you want to switch seats？”

委婉提醒

婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道，“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”

他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我，“因此，你想交换座位吗？”

Fried Chicken

In class the teacher shows pictures of all kinds of birds. Then he asks one of the students， “What kind of bird do you like best， Jack？”

Jack thinks a moment， then answers， “Fried chicken， sir.”

炸鸡

老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊？”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”

A Girls Wish

On the way home after watching a ballet performance， the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

小女孩的愿望

在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么她们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？” “I gave it to a poor old woman，” he answered. “Youre a good boy，” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman？” “She is the one who sells the candy.”

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”

（浙江温州  尤  莉  供稿）