笑话

姜琴

我的新宠物

John： I buy 50 goldfish.

David： Great！ Where are you going to keep them？

John： In the bathroom.

David： But what will you do when taking a bath？

John： Blindfold them.

约翰：我买了50条金鱼。

戴维：不错！你打算放在哪儿养？

约翰：放在浴室。

戴维：可是你洗澡的时候怎么办？

约翰：蒙上它们的眼睛。

撥错号了

A little boy calls his fathers office. When his father answers the phone， the boy says， “Hello， whos this？”

His father recognizes his sons voice and answers， “The smartest man in the world.”

The little boy says， “Sorry， I got the wrong number.”

一个小男孩给他爸爸办公室拨电话。当他爸爸接电话时，男孩在电话里问道：“你好，你是谁？”

男孩爸爸听出了他的声音，说道：“世界上最帅的人。”

小男孩说：“对不起，我拨错号了。”