Jokes 笑话

A Sports Dream

一个关于足球比赛的梦

Mike is late for school. "Why didit make you late？" Mr White asks.

"I watched a football game in mydream，" Mike says. "The garue wentinto extra （额外的 ） time. They playedto decide （决定） a winner（获胜者）. Icouldn ' t wake up."

A Poor Man and a Coin

穷人和一枚硬币

A poor man goes to see a doctor.

"Doctor，" he says. "Please helpme. I swallowed （吞下） a coin about amonth ago."

"Why didn' t you come to mesooner（早一點） ？" asks the doctor.

"Well，" answers the poor man， "Ididn ' t need the coin then（那时候）."