一手交钱一手交货

Sometimes I think North America is a fat dragon.

有时我觉得北美洲好像一条肥龙啊。

为啥我没交作业？

⒈最直接的理由

What homework?

什么作业？

⒉最得瑟的理由

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

作业被外星人拿去当人类字迹样本了。

⒊最恶心的理由

My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample.

作业被狗给吃了。真的，你看，我带来了粪便样本。

⒋最残忍的理由

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.

我老爸有点神经失常，把作业剪裁开来折纸玩偶了。

⒌最有爱的理由

My mother took it to have it framed.

我妈妈把作业装裱了。

⒍最“权威”的理由

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

地方法院最近裁定家庭作业是官方的不人道和非常规的惩罚措施。

I need to see the cash first.

一手交钱一手交货。

没人举手，老师：我点到谁谁上来。

听到老妈上楼的脚步声，你必须切换到超强旋风模式以便在

她逮到你之前完事，因为你不能停，也停不住。