幽默小故事

湖南省永州市 张造云 供稿

幽默小故事

湖南省永州市 张造云 供稿

Two Birds

两只鸟

Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow1,the other is a sparrow2.Now who can tell uswhich is a swallow and which is a sparrow?

Student:Ican not point outbut Iknow the answer.

Teacher:Please tell us.

Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。现在谁能告诉大家哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀呢？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看吧。

学生：麻雀旁边的就是燕子，燕子旁边的就是麻雀。

A Present

礼物

Kate:Mom,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?

M om:No,honey,what?

Kate:A nice teapot3.

M om:But I’ve got a nice teapot.

Kate:No,you haven’t.I’ve just dropped it.

凯特：妈妈，你知道你生日时我会送你什么礼物吗？

妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？

凯特：一个漂亮的茶壶。

妈妈：可是我已经有一个漂亮的茶壶了。

凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

I’m only driver of the bus!

我才是司机！

A short youngman was running behind a buswhich was full of passengers.But the bus still ran at a great speed.

“Stop,stop,”a passenger looked out of the window,and shouted at the young man,“you can’t catch it!”

“Imust,”the young fellow said,out of breath,“because I’m only driver of the bus!”

一位小个子年轻人在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面追着跑。汽车仍在高速前进。

“停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子年轻人喊道，“你追不上的！”

“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说道，“因为我才是司机！”