“囧”人的美国法律条款

1. North Carolina北卡罗来那

Its against the law to sing off-key.

唱歌走音是非法的。

2. Arizona亚利桑那

Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

砍下一棵仙人球可让你坐25年牢。

3. California 加利福尼亚

You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

你不可以在澡盆里吃橘子。

4. Colorado 科罗拉多

Its unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

将你家的吸尘器借给隔壁邻居是非法的。

5. Georgia佐治亚

Its illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

给前店的人体模特儿换衣服时必须有遮挡，否则违法。

6. Hawaii夏威夷

All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

没船就得挨罚。

7. Illinois伊利诺伊

Its illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

带法国波特尔犬去歌剧院非法。

8. Iowa艾奥瓦

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

单手弹钢琴者必须免费演出。

9. Kansas堪萨斯

Its illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.

朝穿条纹西装的人扔小刀是非法的。

l0. Kentucky肯塔基

Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

每位公民每年必须洗一次澡。

11. Nebraska内布拉斯加

Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

酒吧不能卖酒，除非他们同时又煮了一桶汤。

12. Nevada内华达

Its illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

留小胡子的男人不能亲吻妇女。

13. New Jersey新泽西

Its against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

在渔汛期男人不可以织网。

14. New York纽约

While riding in an elevator，you must talk to no one， fold your hands， and look toward the door.

步入电梯，你不能和人说话，必须交叠双手，直视门口。

15. North Dakota 北达科他

Its illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

穿鞋子躺倒睡觉是非法的。

16. Oklahoma俄克拉何马

Its forbidden to take a bite out of another persons hamburger.

禁止咬另一个人的汉堡一口。

17. Oregon俄勒冈

State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

本州法律要求盘子必须滴干水。

18. Pennsylvania宾夕法尼亚

Its illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

睡在冰箱外门上方是非法的。

19. Rhode Island罗得岛

You may not bite off another persons leg.

不准咬掉另一个人的腿。

20. Texas得克萨斯

You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

你不可以从旅馆的二楼射杀水牛。

21. Utah犹他

It is illegal not to drink milk.

不喝牛奶非法。