趣味师生问答

王阳光

I Wish...

Boy: I wish Id lived in the old days.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: Because then there wouldnt have been so much history to learn.

但愿……

男孩:但愿我生活在很久以前。

老师:为什么?

男孩:因为那时没有这么多历史要学。

To Learn French

Boy: Is French difficult to learn?

Teacher: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.

Boy: Thats great! Ill learn the latter half.

学法语

男孩:法语难学吗?

老师:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。

男孩:太好了!那我就学后半部分。

Where Is the Cat?

Teacher: What are you drawing?

Tom: I am drawing a picture of a cat drinking milk now.

Teacher: Thats fine, but where is the cat?

Tom: It runs away after all the milk is gone.

小猫在哪儿?

教师:你在画什么?

汤姆:我正在画一幅小猫喝奶的画。

教师:很好,可是小猫在哪儿?

汤姆:它把牛奶喝完后就跑走了。