English Jokes 英语笑话

2022-04-29 06:29:05
疯狂英语·双语世界 2022年2期
关键词:公告牌莎莉通缉犯

[美]Marshall's Talent Education,LLC.龚珍妮

I. I hate to see you standing thereall by yourself!

我不愿意看到你总是一个人站在那儿!

Mrs. Hopkins was a new teacher. She was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!',

After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?,^

"No, madam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

霍普金斯夫人是一名新老师,她试图运用她学过的心理学课程教学。她以一句“所有认为自己笨的人,请站起来!”的方式开始上课。

几秒钟后,小戴维斯站了起来。老师说:“小戴维斯,你觉得你笨吗?”

“不,夫人,但我不愿意看到总是你一个人站在那儿!”

2. Two Silly Children

两个傻孩子

Nathan is an Australian boy. He's 10 years old. He has a twin sister. Her name is Sally. They5re both primary school students. And they're both a little bit silly.

One day, Nathan5 s teacher asked her students to write an essay on their favourite animal. Nathan and Sally came back home and began to write their essays.

When Nathan's mother came home, she was amazed to see Nathan sitting on a horse, writing something.

"What on earth are you doing there, Nathan?" she asked.

“Well, our teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.,^ answered Nathan, "That's why I'm here and that's why Sally sitting in the goldfish bowl.^^

奈森是個澳大利亚男孩。他io岁了。他有一个双胞胎妹妹。她叫莎莉。他们都是小学生。他们都有点傻。

一天,奈森的老师让她的学生们写一篇关于他们最喜欢的动物的短文。奈森和莎莉回到家后便开始写短文。

当奈森的母亲回家时,她惊讶地看到奈森坐在马上写着什么。

“你到底在那里干什么,奈森?"她问道。

“嗯,老师叫我们坐在我们最喜欢的动物上面写一篇短文。”奈森回答说:

“这就是为什么我在这里,而萨莉坐在金鱼缸上。"

3. Most Wanted

最想要的

Little Ronnie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes," said the policeman."The detectives want very badly to capturehim."

Little Ronnie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

小罗尼所在的幼儿园班级去当地警察局“实地考察”,在那里他们看到了贴在公告牌上的10名头号通缉犯的照片。其中一个小孩指着一张照片,问它是否真的是通缉犯的照片。

"是的,"警察说,“侦探们非常想抓住他。"

小罗尼问:“你拍他的照片时为什么不留下他?”

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