Jokes

Too Fast or Too Slow

A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.

“Was I driving too fast， officer” the man asked.

“NO，” the policeman answered， “You were flying too slow.”

太慢或太快

一个男人正在以130英里每小时的速度行驶，当一个警察看见他时。

他问：“我开得太快了吗？警官。”

“不”，警察说，“你飞得太慢了。”

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher： Tom， why are you late for school every day.

Tom： Every time I come to the corner， a sign says， “School—Go Slow”.

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？

汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：“学校——慢行。”

A Box of Matches

Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back， mother asked him，“Did you buy a good box of matches？”

“Yes， Mum.” Tommy replied，” I have tried them all.”

一盒火柴

妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”

“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”

Let Me Take it Down

An elephant said to a mouse， “No doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen.”

“Please， say it again. Let me take it down.” the mouse said. “I will tell a flea what I know.”

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

The Next Speaker

There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting， but as time went on， he became very boring. Finally when he was through， there was only one man sitting in the large room.

The speaker walked up to the man and said， “Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room.”

“Oh！ Don't mention it！” replied the man， “I cannot leave because I am the next speaker！

下一位演讲者

在一个很多人参加的会议中，刚开始演讲者说得非常有趣，但渐渐地，他说得越来越令人厌烦。最后，当会议结束的时候，大会议室里只剩一个人了。

演讲者走过去跟那个人说：“谢谢你，其他人都走了，只有你还在听我说。”

“噢，别客气。”那个人回答说，”我不走，是因为我是下一位演讲者！”