JOKES

祝丹

Q： Are any Halloween monsters good at math？

A： No—unless you Count Dracula！

Q： Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer？

A： Because she always runs away from the ball！

Q： Why is Peter Pan flying all the time？

A： He Neverlands！

Q： What's a banana peel's favorite type of

shoe？

A： Slippers！

Q： What did the big flower say to the little flower？

A： Hi， bud！

Q： Where do polar bears keep their money？

A： In a snow bank！

Q： Why did the dinosaur cross the road？

A： Because chickens didn't exist yet！

Q： Why was the broom late for school？

A： It overswept！

Q： What did the finger say to the thumb？

A： I'm in glove with you！

Q： What's really fast， loud， and tastes good with salsa？

A： A rocket chip！

Q： Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story？

A： Because there are so many plots there！

Q： What do witches ask for at hotels？

A： Broom service！

Q： What does a ghost call his mom and dad？

A： His transparents.

Q： What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert？

A： Sand-witch！

Q： Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation？

A： The Dead Sea！