欠揍的理发师

Being rather bald， I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit，“Grass doesnt grow on a busy street.”

However， I was not prepared for the response of one barber，“We always say theres no sense in putting a roof on an empty barn.”

每次去美發中心的时候，我总是以一句自我安慰的话，来提及我那近乎秃顶的脑袋，“繁华的马路不会长草。”

没想到，有位理发师这样应了我一句：“我们是认为，荒芜的土地就不需要有屋顶。”