Humor in Romance

A Ke

It needs a proper strategy to pick up a good man. Before you've learnt the secret, you just need to be able to say “no.”

Don't assume that men like skinny girls. Men like girls that are slender over-all, but voluptuous in parts.

Before getting married you need to have a physical examination. During courtship you need to have your IQ tested.

An obvious symptom of loss of love is loss of control.

Those well versed in love won't usually let dating easily go anywhere serious.

Love that eyes unintentionally reveal isn't easily faked.

Sometimes acting sulkily is a more advanced way of being unreasonable.

There is no such thing as a man unable to do housework,there only exists a husband that is unwilling to do chores.

A wise woman understands how to love a man, and his money.

(From Women's Lives,September 2018. Translation:Sam Bowden)

爱情幽默

文/阿珂

选择好男人需要方法，未学到诀窍前只要会说“不”就行了。

不要以为男人喜欢瘦女人，男人要的是整体苗条，局部丰满。

结婚前要做健康检查，恋爱时要做智力测验。

失恋的明显症状是失态。

爱情老手通常不会轻易把恋爱谈出结果。

从眼睛流露出来的爱情不容易造假。

撒娇有时是一种较高层次的耍赖。

没有不会做家务的男人，只有不愿做家务的丈夫。

智慧女人懂得如何去爱一个男人和他的钱。

（摘自《妇女生活》2018年第9期）