小屁孩日记

星期天Sunday

上周班里随堂考试，考的那本书我还没读过。我确信老妈在我出生之前给我念过，但就是一点细节都记不起来了。Last week in school we had a pop quiz on a book， and I hadnt read it yet. I was pretty sure Mom read that one to me before I was born， but I couldnt remember any of the details.

其实，当初老妈在念的时候，我要是能认真点听进去就好了。I actually wish Id paid more attention when Mom was reading to me， though.

我估计在老妈给我念那本书的那个星期，我正忙着干别的事。I guess the week Mom was reading that book， I was busy doing something else.

好笑的是，老妈跟我说话其实完全不需要用麦克风。The crazy thing is， Mom didnt NEED to use the microphone for me to hear her.

我就在她肚子里啊，她说的每个字我都能听见，而且想不听都不行。I mean， I was inside of her， so I could hear every word she said whether I wanted to or not.

我简直什么都能听见。所以当老爸和老妈亲热的时候，我也不得不在里面听着。I could also hear just about EVERYTHING that was happening on the outside. So when Mom and Dad got all mushy， I had to listen to THAT， too.

看到身边的人激情四射还真不自在，尤其是自己爸妈。我想方设法制止他们，但他们就是不识趣。Ive never really felt comfortable when people are acting affectionate around me， especially when its my parents. I tried to get them to stop， but they never got the message.

而且我無论做什么，结果都只会更糟。In fact， everything I tried just seemed to make things WORSE.