幽默可乐（Humor Cola）

王世跃 刘书恩

Why Didn't You Shout for Help？

Policeman： Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch？

Man： If I had opened my mouth， they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

好客

女主人用苹果馅饼招待突然造訪的客人，不过她发现家里没有奶酪了，于是表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄离开屋子，不一会儿拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把它放在客人的盘子里。

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？”

“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”小男孩说。

These Are My Jeans

After going on a diet， a woman felt really good about herself especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

"Look， look." She shouted while running downstairs to show her husband，"I can wear my old jeans again."

Her husband looked at her for a long time， when said， "Honey， I love you， but these are my jeans."

你为什么不呼救呢？

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？

男子：要是我张开嘴的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙，那就更糟糕了。

那是我的裤子

一位女士在减肥一段时间后自我感觉良好，特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。

她跑下楼冲丈夫喊道：“看，快看！我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”

她丈夫看了她好一会儿，然后说：“亲爱的，我爱你，但那是我的裤子。”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled， put the cheese into his mouth and then said， "You must have better eyes than your mother， sonny. Where did you find the cheese？" "In the rat-trap， sir." replied the boy.