小时候我弟特喜欢喝可乐

My younger brother liked cola very much. But the store in our neighborhood only sold Sprite.My brother refused to drink Sprite so my mom bought a bottle of Sprite and dropped some soybean sauce into it. Then she put the mixture into a cola bottle and told him it was cola. The poor kid drank it happpily.

小时候弟弟特别喜欢喝可乐，可是附近商店只卖雪碧，他非可乐不喝，于是我妈买了瓶雪碧，打开后往里加了几滴酱油，然后装进可乐瓶告诉他那就是可乐。然后，我弟弟喝得可开心了……

My daughter told me there was a boy in her class who had been chasing her for a long time. I had complicated feelings and wondered about the right way to guide her because she was only 10.Then, out of my expectation, she said:"After he got me, he asked me whether I knew Where his basketball was." I...

今天女儿跟我说，班里有个小男孩在追她，一直追。我当时心里五味杂陈，毕竟女儿才10岁，纠结应该怎么正确引导她来认识这个问题。不料，女儿接着说：“那个男孩追到我之后就问我有没有看到他的篮球。”我……

Once I got my pants a little wet and my brother got wet through. I thought he would be the one to get beaten this time! But when our dad saw us, he kicked me first:"How could you still wet your pants now!" I was very upset so pointed at my brother and said:"Look at him!" Dad took a look at my brother and then turned back to kick me again："How could you piss on your brother!"

小时候玩水把裤子弄湿了一点，而我哥全身都湿透了，我心想这回挨揍的肯定是他！结果没想到的是，我爸看我裤子湿了，上来就是一脚：“多大了还尿裤子！”我当时就不乐意了，指着我哥说道：“你看他！”“然后我爸扭头看了我哥一眼，回头又给了我一脚：“你怎么能尿你哥一身！”

When I was young, my mom and dad had a fight once and they tried to ignore each other after that. One day, dad caught a spider and asked me to put it into mom's shoes. When mom put them on,she freaked out. Then, dad went to save her and killed the spider. He blamed me and beat me too...

小时候，一次爸妈冷战，互不搭理。老爸就抓了只蜘蛛，让我放到妈妈鞋子里，等妈妈一穿鞋，吓得直跳脚。然后，老爸就英雄救美地跑过去，打死了蜘蛛，又把我这个元凶揍了一顿……

A computer store lost a mobile hard diskdrive They caught a suspect but the latter refused to admit he had stolen the drive. They called the police. The police obtained evidence from the surveillance tape in the store, which made the suspect very angry. He shouted at the staff:"Why didn't you tell me about the surveillance tape? We shouldn't bother the busy poIice officers!"

一电脑专卖店丢了一个移动硬盘，抓住的一名嫌疑人就是不承认偷了东西，后来报警了，民警赶来后，调取店里的监控录像，这时，该嫌疑人竟暴怒地对店里员工说：“有录像为什么不早点说，还麻烦警察？”店员一时不知该怎么回答。