不要被这些言语所迷惑

不要被这些言语所迷惑

Don't Be Fooled by These Words

My classmate's brother got drunk in a bar during the holidays．He took up his phone and tried to call somebody．However, he found that he didn't know anyone in the phone book． He felt like such a loser so he cried for a whole night． The next morning， he realized it was not his phone．

假日期间，一同学的哥哥在酒吧喝醉了，拿起手机打开电话簿，看着这些陌生的名字，不知道该打给谁，忽然感觉自己很失败，不禁哭了一宿。据说，第二天早晨，他才发现手机不是自己的。

One day, a good student said to another good student, "If you read some books for twice, please recommend them to me．" The other one answered slowly, "Chinese text book， Math and English!"

某日，班上一学霸对另一学霸说：“如果有一本书你看了两遍以上，请推荐给我！”只见这位同学幽幽地说道：“语文、数学、英语！”

A man was shot dead by a hunter when taking a nap under a tree because he snored like a wild boar.

一男子在树下休息，因鼾声太像野猪被猎人射杀。

A little boy's bones were found in Cao Cao's tomb and expert said it is the little cao cao．

在曹操墓发现一具小孩尸骨，专家说是小时候的曹操。

A man stole bunch of drinks worth 5 0，0 0 0 yuan f rom a warehouse． Then he emptied the bottles at night and got 200 yuan from selling the empty bottles...

一男子从仓库偷窃了价值5万元的饮料，连夜将瓶中饮料倒掉，将空水瓶卖了200多块……

A thief took off his shoes to keep quiet after breaking into a house but woke up the owner with heavy smell．

小偷入室盗窃，因怕有脚步声，脱下鞋子，可脚太臭熏醒主人。