幽默小故事

石宇

Doctor and Lawyer

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided1 on a country road. The lawyer， seeing that the doctor was a little shocked， offered him a drink from his flask2.

The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer.

“Arent you going to have a drink yourself？” asked the doctor.

“Sure， after the police leave，” replied the lawyer.

医生与律师

一个医生与一个律师在乡间路上撞了车，律师看医生受了点惊吓，就把酒瓶递给他。

医生喝了一口，把酒瓶递回律师。

“你自己不喝一口吗？”医生问。

“我会喝的，不过要等警察走了以后。”律师回答。

Lawyer and Engineer

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean3.

The lawyer said，“Im here because my house burned down， and the insurance4 company paid for everything.”

“Thats quite a coincidence5，” said the engineer. “Im here because my house were destroyed6

by a flood， and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The lawyer looked somewhat confused7. “How do you start a flood？” he asked.

律师与工程师

一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。

律师说：“我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。”

“这太巧了，”工程师说，“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。”

律师看起来有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解地问。

In the Supermarket

The man approached8 a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said， “You know， Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a few minutes？”

“Why？” she asks.

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman， my wife appears out of somewhere.”

在超市里

在一个超市里，一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的女士，对她说：“我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊会儿天吗？”

“为什么呢？”她问。

“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时，我的妻子就会不知从什么地方冒出来。”endprint