Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老师: 西印度群岛都出产些什么?
Student: I don't know.
学生: 我不知道。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老师: 怎么会不知道,你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
学生: 邻居家借的。
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I
have had punished you. What do you
want to say?
老师: 这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么吗?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are
holidays, Sir!
学生: 幸好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师!
Teacher: How can you make so many
mistakes in just one day?
老师: 为什么你一天里能做错那么多事?
Student: I get up early!
学生: 谁让我起得早呢!