Desi: Hey Iago, can we talk for a sec?
Iago: Whats up?
Desi: Do you think you could put down the 1)joystick for a minute and have a conversation with me?
Iago: Sure, but not right now. ①Im knee deep in a major quest right now.
Desi: So what youre saying is that this game is more important to you than I am, is that right?
Iago: I said nothing of the sort. Nows just not a good time.
Desi: Theres never a good time. Your attention is always divided.
Iago: What? Did you say something? Desi: I really cant stand you sometimes. Did you hear that?
Iago: Why? Im the same guy Ive always been. ②You knew what you were getting yourself into when we met in that chat room. I told you, Im a gamer. A digital dude for a digital age!
Desi: But you also said you liked me. And Ive seen little evidence, if any, to support that claim.
Iago: ③I wish I knew what to say, but Im kind of in the middle of something right now, which I thought I made abundantly clear just now.
Desi: You might very well be the worst boyfriend on the face of the earth! Do you know that?
Iago: I highly doubt that. Its not like I hit you or anything like that.
Desi: No, you dont hit me. ④But you do hurt me with your words, or lack thereof. ⑤I mean, how can you be so preoccupied with some foolish fantasy world, when youve got a flesh and blood female, standing right in front of you, practically begging you for just an ounce of attention?
Iago: ⑥Why are you getting so bent out of shape?
Desi: Because you love your stupid video game more than me!!
Iago: Well, for one, the stupid video game isnt 2)berating me right now. ⑦And secondly, the game isnt a needy, 3)whiney, 4)high maintenance, holier than thou princess, who doesnt know when to simply shut up and let sleeping dogs lie!
Desi: Really? Thats how little I mean to you?
Iago: And now you made me die. Thanks a lot. Ive gotta go all the way back to the last save point.
Desi: You know what? ⑧You two could go on a romantic date for all I care; you and your beloved little game. You spend more money downloading magic spells than you ever did on me. So really, have fun you two! Nice knowing you.
Iago: Good. Fine. Whatever. Leave.
Desi: ⑨Good 5)riddance.(mumbling as she leaves) Insensitive son of a…
Smart Sentences
① Im knee deep in a major quest right now. 我正忙着完成游戏中的一个重要任务呢。
knee deep in sth.: heavily involved in sth. and have no time(因深陷某事而没有时间,忙于做某事)。例如:
The company has been knee deep in dealing with the financial scandal and overlooked a major safety issue.
公司一直忙于处理财政丑闻,忽视了一个重要的安全问题。
② You knew what you were getting yourself into when we met in that chat room. 当我们在聊天室认识的时候,你就知道你以后会面对什么。
get oneself into: become involved in(陷入某种状态)。例如:
I got myself into big trouble when I agreed to help Emily get away with cheating.
我在答应帮艾米莉逃避作弊所带来的后果的时候,自己就陷入麻烦之中。
③ I wish I knew what to say, but Im kind of in the middle of something right now, which I thought I made abundantly clear just now. 我希望能说点什么,但是我正忙着呢,我想我刚才已经说得很清楚了。
in the middle of sth: busy doing sth(正忙于)。例如:
We were in the middle of giving the baby a bath when the power went off.
停电时,我们正忙着给宝宝洗澡。
④ But you do hurt me with your words, or lack thereof. 但是你说的话,或者你的沉默,都伤害了我。
lack thereof: the absence of(缺少)。例如:
Tim again proved his unworthiness with his performance, or lack thereof.
蒂姆再次以自己的表现,或者说是无所作为,证明自己毫无价值。
⑤ I mean, how can you be so preoccupied with some foolish fantasy world, when youve got a flesh and blood female, standing right in front of you, practically begging you for just an ounce of attention? 我的意思是,当一个活生生的女孩站在你面前,哀求你给她一点点关注的时候,你怎么还能如此沉浸在你那可笑的虚拟世界中呢?
flesh and blood: used to emphasize that sb. is a real-life human being(血肉之躯)。例如:
Im tired of the friends on Facebook and Twitter. I want to befriend someone who is flesh and blood.
我厌倦了脸谱网和推特上的朋友,我想与实实在在的人交朋友。
⑥ Why are you getting so bent out of shape? 你怎么这么生气呢?
get bent out of shape: become very angry or upset(非常生气)。例如:Its alright. Dont get bent out of shape over small things like that.
没关系的,不要为这种小事生这么大的气。
⑦ And secondly, the game isnt a needy, whiney, high maintenance, holier-than-thou princess, who doesnt know when to simply shut up and let sleeping dogs lie.其次,这个游戏不是一个黏人、爱发牢骚、难伺候、自以为是的大小姐,她不知道什么时候应该闭嘴以免惹麻烦。
holier-than-thou: sb. behaves as if they have better morals than other
people(自负的,伪善的)。例如:
I cant stand Betty. She always has that holier-than-thou attitude.
我真受不了贝迪,她老是一副自负的样子。
let sleeping dogs lie: not to disturb with a situation as it is likely to cause trouble(别多事,别惹麻烦)。例如:
Jill went to ask the boss about last night? Why didnt she just let sleeping dogs lie?
吉尔去问老板昨晚的事?她干吗要惹事呢?
⑧ You two could go on a romantic date for all I care; you and your beloved little game. 你就和你最爱的游戏去约会吧,我不在乎。
for all I care: I dont care(不关我的事,我不在乎)。例如:For all I care, you can wear anything you want to the party.你穿什么去派对我都不在乎。
⑨ Good riddance. 终于可以走了。
good riddance: used to indicate you are pleased that sb. has left(用以表达某人离开时你的喜悦)。例如:
Hes gone back to America. Good riddance.
他回美国了,终于走了。