自荐当老师

湖北省武汉市 小丹供稿

1.A school needs some teachers.Hu Tu recommends himself as a science teacher.某校招聘老师，胡图自荐教自然。

2.The examiner asks,“Why can’t fish live on land?”“They have no feet.”Hu Tu answers.招聘者考他：“鱼为什么不能在陆地上生活？”胡图答：“鱼没有脚。”

3.The examiner adds,“A duck has feet,why can it swim?”“It has a long neck,so it can’t bedrowned(被淹死).”Hu Tu answers.招聘者又问：“鸭子有脚，为什么又能游泳呢？”胡图答：“它脖子长，淹不着。”

4.When the result is made known,Tu Hu looks for his name a few times,but he can’t find.张榜了，胡图看了几遍，不见自己的名字。