幽默放送

看情况而定

一天，一位医生到鞋店买了双鞋。他在离开柜台之前，问售货员：“这双鞋能穿多长时间？“

“看情况而定。如果您不穿它，那它们永远也不会坏。”

几天后，这位售货员病了，去医院看病。这位医生碰巧是那位顾客。

当售货员拿了处方后，问道：“吃了这药，我的病多长时间才能好呀？”

“看情况而定。”医生说，“如果你不吃药，你的病永远也好不了。”

It Depends

One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?"

"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out."

Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"

"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better.

脑筋急转弯：

1. 什么样的轮子只转不走？

2. 什么水不能喝？

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

Excuse for Speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

睡前祷告

朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”

朱莉叶回答说：“因为我的地理考卷上是这么写的。”

Bedtime Prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

脑筋急转弯答案：

1.Pinwheel

2.Salary

他是大人物吗？

汤姆：我叔叔手下有500人。

杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。

汤姆：并非真的如此——他在一个墓地上当守墓人。

Is He Somebody?

Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.

Jack: He must be very important.

Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.