幽默乐翻天

江　凌

He Knows the Answer

Teacher： Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

Pupil： Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

他知道答案

教师：你能不能告诉我有关十八世纪伟大科学家的事迹？

学生：可以，老师。他们都死了。

Punished

Alice： Isnt Coby a naughty dog, Mommy? He ate my dollys slipper.

Mother： Yes, dear. He must be punished.

Alice： I did punish him. I went out to his kennel and drank his milk.

惩罚

艾丽斯：妈妈，考比这狗是不是很淘气？它把我的洋娃娃的拖鞋给吃掉了。

妈妈：是的，亲爱的。应该惩罚它。

艾丽斯：我惩罚它了。我到外面它的窝里把它的牛奶喝了。

How to Get Clean Water?

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

怎么得到净水？

老师： 我们怎么样才能得到净水？

学生： 把水从河里打出来，然后洗一洗。